Sunday, May 17, 2009

We Know You're Having Sex

We know you're having sex.

Here is the scale of likelihood your customer was just having sex

Out of breath - Possible
Out of breath and sweating - Very Possible
Out of breath and sweating, partially disrobed - Likely
Out of breath and sweating, partially disrobed and other people in the same state in the dimly lit background - SWINGERS!

Also do your favorite delivery driver a favor - we know you're desperate for post-coital carbs, but don't open the door in your boxers and nothing else.

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