Sunday, May 17, 2009

It Fell Off A Truck

Sitting in a car all day, you get some strange offers.

The other day, two young men in a van wheeled up to my open window and offered to sell me a home theater system. One of them actually used the old "the store had an extra one and my boss said I could have it" line.

I pointed to my car topper and said, "Dude, I'm a delivery driver. I can't afford a home theater system".

To which the wild eyed thief replied "But dude! You drive a Mustang!"

Apparently having a 7 year old pony car equates to lots of money in the eyes of your average cross-eyed cat burglar.

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