We know you're having sex.
Here is the scale of likelihood your customer was just having sex
Out of breath - Possible
Out of breath and sweating - Very Possible
Out of breath and sweating, partially disrobed - Likely
Out of breath and sweating, partially disrobed and other people in the same state in the dimly lit background - SWINGERS!
Also do your favorite delivery driver a favor - we know you're desperate for post-coital carbs, but don't open the door in your boxers and nothing else.
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Sunday, May 17, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Hello Ma'am
Hotels are a roulette spin into the unknown.
99% of the time when that mystery door opens, you will be greeted by the warble of a television, a glance at scattered clothes and a business traveller only thinking of food.
But sometimes, you are greeted by a person in a towel.
Sometimes, it's a middle aged dude who doesn't give a shit that my seeing his paunch jiggle does not make my day.
Then...sometimes...it's 5'10" with skin the color of creamy coffee, raven hair and a frame barely contained by the skimpy hotel towel.
Those make you forget things like the drinks which were also part of the order. That of course requires a return trip. Which isn't really that unpleasant.
99% of the time when that mystery door opens, you will be greeted by the warble of a television, a glance at scattered clothes and a business traveller only thinking of food.
But sometimes, you are greeted by a person in a towel.
Sometimes, it's a middle aged dude who doesn't give a shit that my seeing his paunch jiggle does not make my day.
Then...sometimes...it's 5'10" with skin the color of creamy coffee, raven hair and a frame barely contained by the skimpy hotel towel.
Those make you forget things like the drinks which were also part of the order. That of course requires a return trip. Which isn't really that unpleasant.
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