Monday, April 13, 2009

Cosmic Tumblers

How do you upset your cosmic tumblers?

Place an order two minutes before close. Give an incomplete address which causes the delivery driver to park a half a mile away. Make the already past shift delivery driver wait in the receptionist office for an additional ten minute.

How do you perform a cosmic re-alignment?

Overtip. Big time.

Smart move.

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